How Do I Tell My Cat Not To Talk to Me Before 8:00 AM?

The audacity of expecting me to prepare breakfast and play, when I can barely open my eyes.

Diamond’s Glamour Shot By Me

I love my cat, I really do. In fact, if you ask my boyfriend he will probably tell you that I love her too much. My cat and I understand each other on a level far beyond ‘pet’ and ‘owner’ — I’ve had her for 11 years now, how could we not?